Party Speeches For 60th Anyone Has Some Good Anecdotes To Use At A 60th Birthday Party Speech?

Anyone has some good anecdotes to use at a 60th birthday party speech? - party speeches for 60th

You know that your friend for the work of food in 1947 after his speech. All were invented in the year.
Almond Joy
Slide
Cake Mix
Kraft Singles
Minute Maid OJ concentrate
Reddi-Whip

For example: - My brother was born in 47 as
Before my brother was born, I had no joy, almonds, was more than an aluminum ingots, cakes do not mix, Kraft Cheese was not divorced (and not only!), OJ could not concentrate in a few minutes a servant, and I was are not prepared to whip.

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